Sunday, February 21, 2016

Delusional Puppies; or the merits of carrying a rolled up newspaper while touring around the net...

Delusional puppies - -

You ever come across something so deluded, so bugnut crazy, you end up responding to it like a rubbernecker passing a horrible wreck? Well, I think I have found something that just leaves me shaking my head and just dumbfounded by the depths of the delusion on the page.. What is worse though. is that each time I think rock bottom has been achieved, better digging equipment is found.
What makes it even worse is that the person who owns the blog comes across as imperious with a very much inflated sense of self worth. I made the mistake of responding to a particularly insipid post that popped up on my newsfeed. This person was basically backing the idea of political candidates that had no qualms about saying that their religion would dictate their agenda if elected. My response, as those of you who know me, was that there is a reason to be suspicious of these people. I made a general statement, with nothing personal to the author or to any specific candidate. She popped up and told me to grow up and essentially said that I am deluded and know nothing about it; as well as pointing out that the candidate she referred to should not be impugned. She basically also said that I was intentionally insulting to her and the candidate. I took her to task by pointing out that she was the one who made it personal and that I had taken care in past posts to try to be as neutral as possible (especially in cases where I disagreed with her). I also took her to task for the fact as an author, she should know that words have meanings and that her choice of words was not up to what one would expect from an author of her self-professed talent. She didn't respond further but several of her followers did.  
I was told that we were not given rights by the constitution but they are God given. There were several replies along these lines. My basic response was if they were God given why was it necessary to write laws or even have a constitution? No one would give a direct answer, the closest they got was for them to double down on the same argument. I tried different tacks, but they couldn't get past their original argument. One particular person argued with me on this for about an hour before she finally said that the constitution was indeed the basis for basic rights in regards to the rights of citizens of the USA. Even with this, she still asserted that we had rights only because God decided that we (alone, my emphasis, but it was pretty clear that she basically meant white Christians in the USA as opposed to all citizens or people in other parts of the world..I kept waiting for her to figure out that the constitution doesn't apply to those who are not currently or soon to be US citizens).
I was actually laughing as the exchanges ended due to the utter ridiculousness of the the whole exchange and how strongly they hold on to their delusions.
Just something to ponder, as I will probably deal with these next two things in future posts (and with all due respect to Robert Wuhl, I am tempted to title each, "I shot you not!", for reasons that will be obvious in a second...
1) on another blog post she turned over to another puppy, they talked about the myth of the transposition of the Democratic and Republican Parties. A very passionate, and better written than other posts from the same blog, testament that the Democrats of the Civil War are the same as the current party (and the same applies to the Republican party; that Lincoln would embrace, or at the worst recognize, the current Republican Party. Seriously...
2) In the reposting of a past blog post, refers to Donald Trump as a traditional Democrat (meaning a socialist)...

I will just let you chew on those two points..

So, do you think, "I shit you not!" would be appropriate?

Monday, February 15, 2016

The Ultimate Comic Challenge Finals; who took the title and the big bucks

Valentine's Day weekend, a time for love.  Right?  Saturday night, there was a lot of love in the air at the Carolina Theatre.  After a false start due to weather, the second time turned out to be the charm.  A large crowd, 5 great comics competing, Eric Trundy hosting AND doing a set, and sets by the First Couple of Triad Comedy (nay, perhaps even the whole state); mix that all together and you have an event that was pretty damn close to perfection. Though at the beginning of the evening, there was a little bit of worry.  While there was talking going on in the crowd, it seemed a bit reserved for this type of event.  As the theater filled, there still seemed to be little energy in the air (well, other than the nervous energy coming from the participants of the show, for a variety of reasons).  As I watched people come in, one thing that I noticed that makes me proud to be a part of the Greensboro, etc comedy scene, was the large number of comics.  If you want to know what is so special about the comedy scene, this sums it up nicely.  Seeing so many people who had taken the stage coming out to support the ones who made it through.  Watching the interactions before and after the show, one might assume that there is a strong bond beyond just what comes from being fellow comics and competitors. In this case, that assumption would be correct.

Okay, let's get this recap of the show going, shall we?

Sitting in the audience waiting on the show to start, as I mentioned above, the crowd seemed a bit more reserved for a show of this type, with so much on the line.  More than one of the comics who came out for the show mentioned this as well.  It was easy to see that there was some concern about this, but the finalists I talked to before the show seemed to use this to build their energy; wanting to give it their all to win over the audience.  It seemed like quite a challenge, but one they would be up to facing. Of course, there was an ace in the hole, Eric Trundy as host!

Eric came out and pretty much won over the audience within a few simple sentences and a couple of comments about his powder blue thrift store suit. Most people would think that sitting through the sponsor list, rules for the competition, and the like would put a damper on any energy built up so far.  You could not be more wrong.  Interjecting asides along the way, Eric actually ramped up the energy from the audience as he went along.  While he was explaining why people shouldn't be talking during the show, several members of the audience yelled and made comments.  Eric responded to each with a combination of charm and snark.  With each insult and bits of explanation of past instances where someone tried to interrupt the proceedings, he got more laughter and energy going from the crowd.  It would seem that it would suck to follow this, but not to worry.  First up, Steve Lesser to open the actual show.

And open it he did!  With his usual understated delivery style and slightly wonky wit, not only did he not drop the energy level, he built upon it.  Seeming way too at ease on stage than one would expect in such an atmosphere, Steve moved through a smooth as silk set; along the way hitting on notes that the audience could identify with.  From going to the gym to a first time visit to a trampoline park, it was very easy to imagine myself in those situations.  Another cool thing about Steve's sets is that he will drop some subtle and/or intellectual bits in the middle of things, and the audience pounced on each one and responded enthusiastically.  The audience at this point was more than warmed up and ready to give the contestants a lot of love.

Picking up where Steve left off, Eric came back out and pretty much cemented his rapport with the audience.   Then he introduced, the first of the finalists to take the stage, Troy Dougie Harris!

And he was off and running from the get go.  Troy, a personal trainer when he isn't doing comedy, took over the stage even as he started his set.  Grinning like a kid in a candy store, the level of energy he was putting out just swept the audience along in its wake.  Troy had a lot of support in the audience and the way they responded to him and, in turn, the way he responded to them, was almost magical.  His jokes about the joys for him in personal training walked a line between being "in" jokes for his co-workers and being enough to hook the general audience.  And he walked that line with amazing finesse.  Bouncing from his job to things like "needing to get to the bathroom in a hurry while shopping", had everyone rolling .  I could see some people nodding their head in agreement with his take on the situation, and I knew he was connecting perfectly with the crowd.  As he talked about being a father and shopping with his child, the crowd laughed louder and I could see more people acknowledging how close to home and relatable his comedy was for them.  Troy left the stage to an incredible response, leaving a lot of energy for the next comic to play off of.  In what would be a theme of the evening, Troy outdid any other performance I have seen of his before.

Not one to let the chance pass by, Jay Stadler is introduced and takes the stage.  There is a slight pause where Jay smiles, takes a breath and then drops into his routine.  Bringing a different type of energy than Troy's, Jay was just as effective in sweeping up the audience in his wake. Jay's warning to the audience. 'I talk fast, so try to keep up!", was enough to get the laughter started.  And Jay hardly gave the audience a chance to catch its collective breath (meant in a completely complimentary way).  Even having seen Jay perform on several occasions and knowing how good a comic he is, I was amazed!  He surpassed every other performance of his I have seen.  Yes, he covered a lot of material, but even as he did indeed talk fast, his pacing was impeccable!  Often hitting the right high points perfectly, he kept the audience's attention  and they rewarded him with huge amounts of laughter and applause.  Also, in something of a slight departure from a lot of his material, Jay got a little more personal than he usually does by talking about his current relationship. While I know Jay and knew it was a bit of a change, the crowd responded to it as if they knew him as well and their responses went up a step.  He won over the audience and had them rooting for him, as a comic AND as himself.  As he left the stage, he was followed by the raucous appreciation of the audience.

Here, Eric took the stage again to do a couple of reminders and to announce an intermission. During the intermission, I stood up and looked around.  The smiles were numerous and I heard quite a few people either repeating lines from the earlier routines or just talking about how good the show had been so far.  The energy level did not drop one bit.  In fact, it felt like the energy level increased due to expectations of the routines to come.

As intermission ended, Eric again took the stage.  He made a comment that, while he wasn't sure this was the biggest audience (though it was probably), it was the best crowd he has seen for a UCC Finals.  The crowd response to this was deafening.

Next up, Eric announces that, before we get back to the finalists, there is another comic coming to the stage... Jennie Stencil!.  Jennie came out to a large round of applause (and a few wolf whistles).  Before I get into her set, I have to say that, before the show, I ran into her in the lobby and asked how she was was.  Her response was that she was "okay" but had no idea what she was going to do for her set.  Normally, one would expect a disaster in such a case.  However, having heard the same thing from Jennie before several performances, I was not worried one bit.  And she quickly showed that my faith was warranted.  While her routine mainly focused on riffing off of her marriage and kids, she delivered a hilarious, yet non-family-friendly, set, And I mean that in the best possible way.  Playing on 'naughty' twists of very relatable themes, Jennie wowed the crowd.  Seeing quite a few people with a 'Really?" look on their faces made the performance even funnier to me.  She set the tone nicely for the next comic to takes the stage - Zo Myers!
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Following the higher energy comedy from Troy, Jay and Jennie, Zo flipped the script on the crowd by hitting on all cylinders with a  more laid back, measured set.  A lot of times, that could be a recipe for disaster, but Zo, as he so often does, was able to grab the audience and keep the energy level flying high.  Keeping a good pace and hitting laugh lines so precisely, Zo worked off of the audience's responses, using pauses and natural laugh breaks to add his twists to mundane things. From talking about being a stripper (copper, that is) to a bit about the old game, "Guess Who?",  Zo easily led the audience on the paths he wanted them to take; only to pull the  rug out from under their expectations, all to the audience's delight.  It was easy to buy into Zo's confident and measured demeanor, and that made twists even more effective.  As always, it was a tremendously funny set for Zo.

The next comic to take the stage was Dusty Cagle.  Having seen Dusty the first time he ever took the stage in a stand up class at the Idiot Box and seeing his progress in the roughly year and a half (!!!), I was especially looking forward to his performance.  Earlier, Dusty had expressed some concerns, but from the moment he stepped out on the stage, it was clear his concerns were unfounded.  Dusty has an almost frenetic delivery style.  It is easy to get caught up by it and end up winded as he finishes his set.  Saturday, he showed a level of control and an ability to play off of the audience reactions that was not only remarkable to see from a comic with his amount of experience, but exhilarating to experience.  His turns in the earlier rounds were at such a high level that it was kind of a daunting idea that he could outdo them.  He not only outdid them, he left them in the dust (no pun intended).  Using facial expressions, almost perfect pacing, and a big dose of self-deprecating humor, Dusty had the crowd eating out of his hands by the end of his set.  Getting a sustained applause break, Dusty seemed to draw energy from it and finished his set with even more energy.  The crowd responded wonderfully, trying to give back to him as much energy as he had shown in his set.

One comic left to go, and each of the preceding comics stepping up their game to a higher level, it would be easy to overwhelm a comic.  Luckily, the final comic of the night was, or at least seemed, unfazed by it. As she took the stage, Melissa Douty's smile was almost as sparkling as the top she wore.  I am pretty sure she won over the audience before she even said one word.  Combining an upbeat delivery with a down home, decidedly Southern demeanor, it is almost impossible not to be trapped by her charm and comic ability.  Hitting on things like "I can't believe it's not butter", carpooling with her lunch, getting her eyebrow done, and working at Red Lobster, it was almost like sitting down for iced tea and a nice chat with your best friend.  As with Troy, she had a large group of supporters and, again, like Troy, seeing her feed off of that energy and then stepping it up and pretty much controlling the whole audience's energy was, for lack of a good enough superlative, incredible.  Like Dusty, seeing the joy she radiated as the set went along was something that I would have hated to miss.  As happened pretty much all evening for me, there came a point where I kind of forgot this was a competition and I just sat back and reveled in the experience of seeing such talent on stage.  Even with the level of responses all evening, it was pretty easy to see that Melissa was someone special.  From getting multiple applause breaks, to the length of said breaks, and the level of noise as she ended her set, it was clear that Melissa had not only won over the crowd, but she had made an indelible mark on not only the UCC, but the local comedy scene in general.

At this point, the judges were all called together to go over their rankings and to figure out who finished in what spot. Eric Trundy again took the mic, but this time not as a host, but as the closer for the show (kind of flowery, but sounds better than "time filler until the judges finish").  Having done an excellent job hosting, the crowd was pretty jazzed to hear Eric perform and he didn't disappoint.  Throwing out jibes to people in the audience intermittently as he did his set just won the crowd over even more.  In the midst of talking about things like his experiences in comedy, winning the UCC and touching on family stuff, Eric went into some surreal  territory talking about such things as mushrooms before taking an airplane flight.  It really didn't matter what he did, the audience was into everything he said.  Even though the announcement of the judges' decision was still to come, Eric's set was the perfect ending to an almost perfect show.

The only thing left at this point is to announce the results, I guess.  I want to preface that by restating something that Steve Lesser says, this is the moment I love and hate the most.  It is great to congratulate the winner, but it sucks that some great talent falls a bit short.  No matter what happens, all of the finalists kicked ass.  All of them went above and beyond their usual high level and gave the audience an evening that will be remembered and talked about for a long time to come.


With no further ado, it is time to give the results:

Tied for 4th place:  Troy Dougie Harris and Zo Myers

              3rd place:  Dusty Cagle

              2nd place:  Jay Stadler

and the winner of the Ultimate Comic title:
   
              1st place:  Melissa Douty**

Congratulations to you all!  It was an honor watching you perform and sharing the stage with you and all the other local comedians in the competition!



** making UCC history, Melissa Douty is the first female comic to make the finals, and (obviously), to take the title**


Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Return of the Magnificent Sport Babble... A throwback post in honor of the upcoming big game...

oh..and I feel like I must make a final statement on another aspect of this Super Bowl... which was played on feb. 2nd... in New Jersey.. in which over 50 points were scored.. in which a record for completions by one qb (also by one team) in a single game was broken.. in which the record for most receptions by a player in a single game was broken... in which a team became the first in SB history to score via safety, interception return and kickoff return in the same game... where an ugly defensive struggle happened for one team... where at halftime, it was 2 degrees warmer than in Seattle....
If you were one of the ones who lost your crap because of the venue of the super bowl.. or how it could impact the results... or pretty much anything else... 3 things: 1) you were wrong (though even if the weather had been crappy, you would still have been wrong); 2) you have shown you either have no clue about football and what makes it great; 3) if you talk about the 'wussification of the game' or anything like that, you have given lifetime permission to be 'gibbs slapped' by any real football fans within arms reach....
For almost anyone who has put on the pads and shed blood and sweat playing football, or even just went out and played neighborhood or backyard football can tell you.. a football game in warm weather is wonderful.. but when the game truly comes to life, it is in the rain..the mud..the snow... excelling in perfect weather is one thing (and worthy of being proud of and lauded for), but doing so when the weather is as much an opponent as the other team? That is when the exciting becomes epic; the amazing, legendary..
Go back and look up the fog bowl or the ice bowl... the eagles/lions game from this season.. and so many more I could mention. Look at all of the other games that have been played in crappy conditions. that is one of the things that makes (American) football great. weather conditions are at the heart of the game too, if for nothing else than the fact that, with the exception of possible life threatening conditions, they don't stop the game.
A 10 yard rush in the pouring rain... a diving catch on a snowy field and coming up with a face full of snow... the sting and exhilaration of a solid tackle in cold weather... the incredible rush of walking off the field knowing you bested not only the opposing team, but the weather as well.... even the consoling knowledge that even if you came up short on the scoreboard, you still went out there and performed at your best in the face of variables that you have no control over... you faced it and you triumphed at some level...
if you don't or can't get it.. that is okay, it happens... just try to not make your ignorance of, or disregard for, what makes the game great so painfully obvious....
It wasn't a pretty game, by any means... but it gave us a truly great defensive show... Percy Harvin's 87 yard kickoff return... incredible touchdown receptions by baldwin, kearse and d. thomas.. plays that will be remembered..not only for the plays themselves, but also the stage and location where they happened.
I loved the game.. i have no problem saying that... but to be honest, it would have been better with a bit of snow or being a few degrees colder....